_Girlfriend Quotes 
  
 
Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-
 
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies.
 
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-
 
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-
 
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
-Lily Tomlin-
 
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow-
 
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky-
 
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I
faint.
-Erma Bombeck-
 
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-
 
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-
 
The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
-Jane Sellman-
 
Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
 
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not
difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton-
 
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-
 
I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
 
If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine-
 
When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had
a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
-Kathy Buckley-
 
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-
 
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-
 
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-
 
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler-
 
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-
 
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-
 
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
-Gloria Steinem-
 
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-
 
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-